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donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

Posted on Monday, August 18, 2014 with 98,089 notes

problemspoof:

tonessawicki:

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?

Posted on Monday, August 18, 2014 with 238,965 notes

ahwaken:

Let’s be nothing… I heard it lasts forever.

Posted on Monday, August 18, 2014 with 22,297 notes
Posted on Monday, August 18, 2014 with 108,581 notes

telapathetic:

if you’ve never pretended to be a waterbender in the shower you’re lying to yourself

Posted on Monday, August 18, 2014 with 12,181 notes
I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
Robin Williams (via snorlaxatives)
Posted on Monday, August 18, 2014 with 167,917 notes

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

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spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

Posted on Monday, August 18, 2014 with 1,017,142 notes

boku-no-poltergeist:

strong pokemon team., no. use the cute ones

Posted on Monday, August 18, 2014 with 67,600 notes
Posted on Monday, August 18, 2014 with 27,144 notes

thunderswarehouse:

leotheleprachaun:

makingfunofthestarks:

On a scale of Katniss Everdeen to Ned Stark, how much would you say you trust the government?

Dale Gribble

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Posted on Monday, August 18, 2014 with 65,526 notes

cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

Posted on Monday, August 18, 2014 with 296,105 notes

bile2:

Stay the hell woke

Posted on Monday, August 18, 2014 with 60,833 notes