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Posted on Monday, July 28, 2014 with 163,829 notes

dippyeggs:

ah yes summer time for shorts

*unsticks thighs from plastic chair*

Posted on Monday, July 28, 2014 with 215,206 notes

foodchewer:

all these eggs and you still ain’t getting laid

Posted on Sunday, July 27, 2014 with 112,290 notes

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

Posted on Sunday, July 27, 2014 with 417,637 notes

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

Posted on Saturday, July 26, 2014 with 336,616 notes
Posted on Saturday, July 26, 2014 with 51,611 notes

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

Posted on Saturday, July 26, 2014 with 295,465 notes

h0llo:

tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed

Posted on Saturday, July 26, 2014 with 263,553 notes

h0llo:

tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed

Posted on Friday, July 25, 2014 with 263,553 notes

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

Posted on Friday, July 25, 2014 with 719,759 notes
Thomas Jefferson:You think dumping their tea is a good idea?
James Adams:.......
Benjamin Franklin:.......
George Washington:Do it for the vine.
Posted on Friday, July 25, 2014 with 21,505 notes

christmaspigeon:

*sips cup of tea at Starbucks* *puts down John Green book* *sighs* I guess I’m a little tumblr-famous. I got like… thirty notes on a WeHeartIt picture I reposted once. *shrugs* it’s whatever, though. I don’t let it go to my head

Posted on Thursday, July 24, 2014 with 184,218 notes